Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?
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psychological disorders
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Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
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I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
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All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
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I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
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Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
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Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
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Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
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My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
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Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.