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MUSICAL LINEUP

03/02/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny team name for a girls intramural softball team at my college. All of the girls are music majors or minors. Needs to be clean. ~Kassie, Brownwood, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bar Be Eyes [RBIs]
  2. Aces of Bases
  3. Ludwig van Basethrowven
  4. Handel the Bat
  5. Bat Girls
  6. Treble Play
  7. Fever Pitch
  8. Slide Trombones
  9. SwingandaMissimo
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

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LONG TIME PUNNING

02/27/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The 26ers [26 mile race/ 26 oz bottle of booze]
  2. Jog Wild
  3. Pain for Drinks
  4. Limbibers
  5. Pace Be With You
  6. Running on Empties
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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THE SLURPER BOWL

02/24/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants.  Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Tight Ends [too obvious]
  2. Poonters
  3. Hut Slots
  4. We Touch Down There
  5. No Cuddle Offense
  6. Line of Rimmage
  7. Third and Long
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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ROLLING IN DOHA

02/24/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rolling in Doha
  2. The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
  3. The Drillionaires
  4. Offshore Things
  5. The Spillage People
  6. Power Ball Lads
  7. A Spare a Gas
  8. Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)

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WE MAKE PUNS ON COMMANDO

02/21/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we have a group of 10 girls running a 5K race that has different obstacles and free beer at the end, and we’d love your help with our team name. The event is called Go Commando 5K. ~Laura, St. Paul, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The 10 Commandoments
  2. Girls Run Wild
  3. Shoed to Kill
  4. The Obstacle Chorus
  5. Commando 5k – The Free Beards for Free Beer
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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DEUCE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

02/18/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, help! We need a clever new name for our ladies seniors 4.0 USTA tennis team. We play at an indoor facility called Sound Shore Tennis. Thanks! ~Carol, Rye, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Court Chesters [for Sound Shore in Port Chester NY]
  2. Unforced Heiress
  3. Top Seed Turvy
  4. Line Judge Judies
  5. Shore Things
  6. Groundmothers
  7. Gram Slams
  8. Baby Got Backswing
  9. Serve me a Double
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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THE APE TEAM

02/17/2011 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for an amazing race type event, called Gorilla Challenge. We are a group of four friends: two guys and two girls. Thanks! ~Seth, Magnolia, TX (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hot Gorillas Rule
  2. The Ape Team
  3. The Monkeys
  4. Orangu Crush
  5. We’re Bringing Silver Back
  6. It’s Good-All Good
  7. Banana Republicans
  8. The Panzees
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

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LINDSAY DAVENPORTMANTEAU

02/09/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails. 🙂 ~Misty, Keller, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Teamsters Racquet
  2. Martini Dringis
  3. No Speakah de Hingis
  4. Night Capriatis
  5. Dimentieval on Your Ass
  6. The Serenavenusians
  7. Lobby Williams
  8. We Drop Shots
  9. Full Service
  10. The Backhanded Complements
  11. Glam Slams
  12. Womenbledon
  13. Lobstoppers
  14. Aceholes
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)

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THE ANSWER, MY FRIENDS…

02/08/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a trivia team needing a new name for the season. We are pretty good but awful at the music round. We are trying to incorporate a music theme this time. ~Kat, Winnipeg, MB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. She Drives Me Quizzy
  2. The Answer, My Friends, is Blowin’ in the Wind
  3. Ain’t No Party Like a JE-O-Pardy!
  4. Trebek in the Saddle
  5. The Who (What Where When How)
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)