wifi

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Wified when you can cuddle
2. Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
3. WTFi
4. I GET WEP
5. Enter assward
6. Enter pa’s wart
7. Neithernet Port
8. Do the DNSty
9. MMMbps, ba duba dop
10. Webbins of Mass Distraction
11. Surfin’ Turf
12. If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
13. Keep it on the download
14. You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]