Pun of the Day What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep? <strong>I knead ewe</strong>! 04/28/2008 · The Pun Gents What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep? I knead ewe! Tagged: scottish jokes, sheep HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)