If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
Pun of the Day
The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.
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If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.
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Fascism was heil-ly popular in its day.
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There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
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Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
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He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
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Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell