There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
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The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
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Being nude? I can’t bare it.
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Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
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Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
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Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
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Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
Tons more pun requests fulfilled today!
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I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
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To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.