Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
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NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…
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A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.
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Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
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Atkins dieters are now fighting climate change. They favour attacks on carbin’.
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Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
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Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
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NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
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The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.