Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
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Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
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Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
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What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
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Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
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What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
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All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
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The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.