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Pun of the Day

08/08/2023 · 4 comments

Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.

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(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/07/2023 · No comments

I love hunting for antique furniture. Nothing matches the thrill of the chaise.

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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/06/2023 · No comments

Every sheep is ewenique.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/05/2023 · No comments

Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/05/2023 · No comments

Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”

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(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/04/2023 · No comments

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/03/2023 · 1 comment

What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags diseases, profanity 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/03/2023 · No comments

The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…

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(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/02/2023 · No comments

Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?

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Pun of the Day

08/02/2023 · No comments

Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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