I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
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Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
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The dyslexic enjoyed eating the Da Vinci Code, because he heard there was a lot of roughage in Bran Down novels.
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Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.
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Pun of the Day
The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
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Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
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Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.
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Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?