Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
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How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
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The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
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Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
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Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
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The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
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My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
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There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
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Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.