A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
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Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
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They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
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Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
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Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
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A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
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Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
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Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
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Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.