What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Barley legal.
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Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
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I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
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Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
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Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
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There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
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Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
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Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
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In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
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Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.