Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
Pun of the Day
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
Pun of the Day
I can’t run fast in the slush; I’m sleet of foot.
Pun of the Day
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
Pun of the Day
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
Pun of the Day
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
Pun of the Day
Anxiety is justified when it’s the qualm before the storm.
Pun of the Day
I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!
Pun of the Day
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
Pun of the Day
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.