There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
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The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
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The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
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Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
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Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?
George Foramen.
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In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
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When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”
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How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
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Fondling your own clone is a perv version.
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NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?