Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
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Keanu Reeves’ bio-pic will be a tale of whoa.
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Alcoholics can’t play baseball. It’s a swig and a miss.
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Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.
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What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?
He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .
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NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
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When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.
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People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com
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What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep?
I knead ewe!
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The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”