Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.
Pun of the Day
Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.
Pun of the Day
Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
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Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.
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Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?
Pun of the Day
Modern Sikhs live in cities. It’s the turban jungle.
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Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da?

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Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!
Pun of the Day
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.