The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.
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NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!
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Are there Spaniards in Oslo?
Norway Jose!
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Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!
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What do you think about Polland?
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Those who make fun of Italian stereotypes, ironically enjoy drinking gourmet Italian coffee – particularly ‘mockaginos’.
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It’s ok to bug a eunuch. They never get teste.
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The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil.
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Which African country is populated by pygmies?
S’malia!
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The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. “This is mission of great in-port.” He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said “Bless me Fodder.” His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots.