The Gents fear death from puncreatic cancer.
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The Gents fear death from puncreatic cancer.
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Being a chimney sweep is a plume job. It soots them just fine.
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Are ‘fruity’ bananas afraid to come out, because of the pear pressure?
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During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!”
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In Greece do they deliver packages with Feta-Ex?
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Enjoy the sunshine? Yucatan in Mexico.
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The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.
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Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.
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When asked for advice on mountain climbing by his Roman colleagues, Caesar replied, “K2, Brute.“