Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
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anatomy
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I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
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Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
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When Hermione reached puberty, all the kids at Hogwarts called her Hairy Pooter.
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A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
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If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
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There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
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Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
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I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.