I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
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anatomy
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President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
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A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
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Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
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If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
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Exhuming a corpse is rather updignified behaviour.
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The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
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The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
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Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
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Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!