Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
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cannibalism
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Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
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I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
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Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
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The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.
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Thomas Edison was a cannibal?
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Hear about the cannibal who kidnapped the octuplets?
He eight them.
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Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?
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Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
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Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.