When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
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When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
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J-lo.
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What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Hommelettes!
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Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
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How does a cannibal greet his guests?
Knife to eat you!
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Hear about the disgusting native Indian cannibal, who smelled like raw Siouxage?
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Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners