The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”
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cannibalism
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Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
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Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
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What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
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My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
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Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
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What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
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Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
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What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
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Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.