I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
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Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
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There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
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When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
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Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
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After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
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The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!