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Pun of the Day

11/07/2023 · No comments

Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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10/21/2023 · No comments

What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/16/2023 · 1 comment

Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/29/2023 · No comments

Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/28/2023 · 1 comment

A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.

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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/05/2023 · No comments

They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.

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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/28/2023 · 1 comment

The actor who played the lisping stammerer in The King’s Speech is my Firth choice for Oscar.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags award shows, celebrities, colin firth, movies 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/27/2023 · No comments

Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/22/2023 · No comments

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/21/2023 · No comments

As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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