Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
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Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
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Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
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Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
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Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
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Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
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All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
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Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.