The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
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I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
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Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
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In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
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Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.
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My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
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My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
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Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.