I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
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cows
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A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
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The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
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You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
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When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
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Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
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How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
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A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
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Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.