My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
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figures of speech
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The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
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Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
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Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
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When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
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Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
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Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
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Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
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What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
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Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.