Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
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figures of speech
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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
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Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
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Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
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If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
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Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
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If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
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I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
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Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.