I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
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food and drink
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The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
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NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
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There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
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I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
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I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
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I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.
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I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
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To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
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The fruit juice entrepreneur was quite snappley dressed.