What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
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food and drink
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My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
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Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
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I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
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John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
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At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
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Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
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The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
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I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.