Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!
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food and drink
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Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
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The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
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People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
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Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
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Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
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Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
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If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
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Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’