I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
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Are there hot dog stands in Frankfort?
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Eating edamame is easy. You will surely suck seed.
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Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
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Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
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To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.
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Do baristas listen to frappe music?
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When it comes to meat-eating, I enjoy venison, but I absolutely love faundue!
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Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.