My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
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food and drink
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I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.
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What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
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How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
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When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
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NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
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Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
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I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
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I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
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I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.