I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.
Pun of the Day
food and drink
Pun of the Day
NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
Pun of the Day
I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.
Pun of the Day
Craving peppers? You habanero-minded view.
Pun of the Day
Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
Pun of the Day
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
Pun of the Day
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
Pun of the Day
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
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I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
Pun of the Day
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.