Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
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food and drink
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Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
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I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
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There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
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Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
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Gummy worms taste too Wrigley
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Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
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What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
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Why were hangings in the Old West very well attended by caterers?
Because, they said “I hear there’s gonna be a luncheon!”