Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
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food and drink
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What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
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There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
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What’s a fish’s favourite cheese?
Manta-ray jack!
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Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
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Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
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NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
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There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.
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Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.