Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
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What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
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Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
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What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
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Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
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Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
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Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?
Because they are irony deficient!
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My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
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Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.