Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?
Empty Nestea.
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The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
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A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
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For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
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I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.
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For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
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I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
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If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
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Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
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What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.