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09/22/2022 No comments

I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!

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Pun of the Day

09/03/2022 No comments

Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.

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Pun of the Day

08/26/2022 No comments

Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?

No, they just gaufre it!

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Pun of the Day

08/01/2022 No comments

I was charged $200 for dinner last night. I think I got plate.

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Pun of the Day

07/25/2022 No comments

Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.

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Pun of the Day

06/25/2022 No comments

Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

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Pun of the Day

06/17/2022 No comments

The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.

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Pun of the Day

05/01/2022 1 comment

How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.

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Pun of the Day

04/30/2022 No comments

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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Pun of the Day

04/14/2022 No comments

Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.

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