I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
Pun of the Day
food and drink
Pun of the Day
There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
Pun of the Day
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
Pun of the Day
When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
Pun of the Day
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
Pun of the Day
Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition.
Pun of the Day
A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
Pun of the Day
Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?
Because it’s the raisinable thing to do.
Pun of the Day
McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena