NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
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food and drink
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Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
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I’d love to be abandoned on a dessert island.
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Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
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In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
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Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
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Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
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At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
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I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.