Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
Pun of the Day
food and drink
Pun of the Day
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
Pun of the Day
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
Pun of the Day
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
Pun of the Day
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
Pun of the Day
Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
Pun of the Day
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
Pun of the Day
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Pun of the Day
I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
Pun of the Day
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.