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Pun of the Day

01/24/2026 · 1 comment

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, food and drink, holidays, pringles, santa, santa claus, snacks 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/23/2026 · No comments

Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.

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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/16/2026 · No comments

How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?

Scram bulled.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/16/2026 · No comments

Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/12/2026 · No comments

Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/11/2026 · 2 comments

What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

What Obama suffered from after the holidays: <strong>Presidential eggnog-urination</strong>.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, current events, food and drink, politics, world leaders 2 Comments
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/10/2026 · No comments

Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/02/2026 · No comments

I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/24/2025 · No comments

Selling coffee is a mugs game.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/24/2025 · No comments

Chicken farmers make a poultry living.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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