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Pun of the Day

12/21/2025 · 1 comment

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags broccoli, crime, food and drink, gangs, vegetables 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/27/2025 · No comments

Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/16/2025 · No comments

The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/15/2025 · No comments

What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?

Cap a gino!

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11/14/2025 · No comments

Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .

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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/10/2025 · No comments

During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?

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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/09/2025 · No comments

Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/07/2025 · No comments

Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?

Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/04/2025 · No comments

I refuse to make leek and potato soup. It’s just a vichyssoise circle.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/25/2025 · No comments

It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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