The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
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The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
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What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
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Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .
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During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
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Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
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Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
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I refuse to make leek and potato soup. It’s just a vichyssoise circle.
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It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.