Pun of the Day

09/11/2025 2 comments

When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.

(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/31/2025 3 comments

I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/20/2025 No comments

When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.

(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)