Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
Pun of the Day
food and drink
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Too much cereal gives me my grains.
Pun of the Day
Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
Pun of the Day
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
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I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
Pun of the Day
Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.
Pun of the Day
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
Pun of the Day
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
Pun of the Day
The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.