I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
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geography
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How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
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Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
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Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
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Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
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There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
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I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
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Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!